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Because they were roses and I was just a dandelion.

doxiequeen1:

I don’t like short dresses. I can’t seem to control my expression and legs at the same time, the photos always turn out a mess :( 

Anyway! Flower dress and headpiece are all finished, step by step instructions for this dress can be found on my blog, and a video tutorial for the headpiece is here

The whole thing is sheer, but you can’t really tell because the petticoat is white and i’m very pale ;;

It was designed, drafted, made, and worn by me! Took 16-ish hours to make, spread over a seven day period. Has about sixty dollars worth of fake flowers in it and several yards of silk organza, poly chiffon, and tulle.

I was a fun and easy little project. I enjoyed it.

charizard:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

beenthereshippedthat:

OK SO I WAS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND I OPENED A PAD AND A LITTLE GIRL IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SNACK”

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

Anonymous said: everything about you is amazing- you have the cutest face and voice and holy shit your wig collection <3333

Thank you and that’s the first time I’ve been complimented on my voice. >.< Usually people say it sounds boring and monotone. But thank you I appreciate it.:) 

ckate2011:

Daniel Radcliffe, everyone.

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be